My robot

I, am making a robot to make people laugh. And this robot is named dingle bob. The name is actually one of the reasons to laugh. But the only bad things is he can't be over 5x5x5 feet tall. But well make it work the design will almost look like a human but will be red white and blue colors with a carbon fiber exterior. There are a few jokes the robot will say. One of them, are you fire because your hot. The other one will be are you a staircase because your breathtaking. This is the breif description of the robot.