BART KOLACHE

Bart Kolache is a robot that follows you around and plays music. He is controlled by a wristband with a tracker (so he can accurately follow you) and buttons that let you skip, pause, and raise the volume on songs. He is made for everyone, because I haven’t in my life (as of yet) met anybody who didn’t like music. You tell Bart Kolache about your music preferences; what artists you like, what genres, what songs you hate, and Bart uses Spotify to know what to play. Bart is made of biodegradable plastic and has 3 fat wheels, for stability (because you don’t want to be boogieing and then hear the music stop because–oh whoops! Bart fell in a ditch). There are 3 nice speakers, each with built-in lights, so it doesn’t sound like a dumpster. If you don’t like music, sorry, but Bart isn’t for you. Anyone else, though…