Johnson the jack of all trades

This is my robot Johnson, he is very big and strong. He can make you smile by getting you right with a fresh cut. He can get you right anywhere, in the school bathroom, behind the bus stop, or even in a salon. You can tell by his extremely drippy bowl cut that he knows how to cut hair. He has even cut the hair of some famous athletes and celebrities. Including Steve Irwin, Christiano Ronaldo, Drake, Dig Bar, Tydus, and Beyonce. He is also very good at writing poems, similar to the likes of Shakespeare. In short, whatever you need, my boy can get you right.